GET $BIG GET $NUDES SIZE MATTERS SKIP THE PILL, HOLD THE COIN $BONER NEEDED $HIMS. $BIG NEEDS $NUDES. THE $BIG / $BONER PAIR IF IT LASTS MORE THAN 4 HOURS, THAT'S CALLED HOLDING 100% OF SUPPLY IN THE $BONER POOL LP BURNED AT BIRTH NO PRESCRIPTION, NO SUBSCRIPTION, NO OWNER SNIPERS PAY 30% TO HOLDERS GET $BIG GET $NUDES SIZE MATTERS SKIP THE PILL, HOLD THE COIN $BONER NEEDED $HIMS. $BIG NEEDS $NUDES. THE $BIG / $BONER PAIR IF IT LASTS MORE THAN 4 HOURS, THAT'S CALLED HOLDING 100% OF SUPPLY IN THE $BONER POOL LP BURNED AT BIRTH NO PRESCRIPTION, NO SUBSCRIPTION, NO OWNER SNIPERS PAY 30% TO HOLDERS
$BIG / $BONER · Uniswap v4 · Robinhood Chain · Fair launch

Get $big.
Get $nudes.

$BONER had to pair with $HIMS to get up. $BIG runs on $NUDES. No pill, no prescription, no subscription: hold $BIG, get $NUDES, stay up. That's it. That's the coin.

Your $NUDES, ready when you are
$NUDES
Connect a wallet. No prescription required.
Trade the pair · $BIG / $BONER
Pay with
MAX $BONER
Enter an amount to get a quote.
slippage
Trades go straight to the Uniswap v4 pool through the Universal Router. ETH and USDG hop through $BONER on the way in. Fee on the $BONER leg goes to holders.
Your NUDE

Your NUDE

Level
$NUDES inside
Days held

Every $BIG holder gets one. Your $NUDES bank into it every hour. It grows with what's inside and levels up the longer you hold. Burn it to take the $NUDES out. Sell it on OpenSea and the buyer gets everything inside. Sell any $BIG and it resets to a dot (your $NUDES come back to your wallet).

Dot
Dotday 0
Peek
Peekday 1
Tease
Teaseday 3
Flash
Flashday 7
Full Frontal
Full Frontalday 14
Centerfold
Centerfoldday 30
BIG
BIGday 60
0 Dot1d Peek3d Tease7d Flash14d Full Frontal30d Centerfold60d BIG
Connect a wallet to see your NUDE.
Fee right now
on the $BONER leg → $BIG holders
$NUDES sent
lifetime, to $BIG holders
$BONER building up
becomes $NUDES next harvest
$BIG in wallets
earning $NUDES right now

How it gets big (and stays that way)

1

Take one $BIG

With $BONER, on the $BIG/$BONER Uniswap v4 pool. 100% of $BIG is in that pool. Nowhere else. Nobody's wallet. No pill required.

2

$BONER kicks in

Every buy and sell drops a fee on the $BONER side of the pair. 30% in the first minutes (snipers, this one's for you), settling to 3% forever. Onset: immediate.

3

$BONER → $NUDES

The natural way. A keeper swaps the $BONER for $NUDES on Uniswap and drops it in the rewards vault. If the keeper naps, anyone can do it.

4

Stay up on $NUDES

Pro-rata to your $BIG, every block. Pushed to your wallet hourly once you're owed $5+, or claim above any time. Selling never takes back what you earned. Lasts as long as you hold.

The prescription

ROBINHOOD CHAIN PHARMACY · NO REFILLS NEEDED, IT'S ON-CHAIN
PatientYou. Yes, you.
DiagnosisChronic bag deficiency. Persistent softness of portfolio.
Prescription$BIG, hold daily. Do not exceed your bag.
Active ingredient$NUDES, delivered directly to the wallet. Onset: every block.
Compare to$HIMS: sells the pill. $BONER: the result. $BIG: gets you there with $NUDES instead. No pill. No subscription.
WarningsIf your $BIG lasts more than four hours, that is called holding. Consult DexScreener. Do not combine with paper hands.
RefillsUnlimited. The pool never sleeps and the LP can't leave.
No prescription requiredNot FDA approved. Not $HIMS approved either.

Why $boner

$BIG
×
$BONER

$BONER is one of the biggest coins on Robinhood Chain, and every one of them was born in a $HIMS pool. The pill company's stock token is what got $BONER up in the first place. Big Pharma money, eight figures a day.

$BIG is priced in $BONER. You buy $BIG with $BONER, you sell $BIG for $BONER, and the fee on every trade is collected in $BONER. That $BONER is what gets swapped into $NUDES for holders.

We took the $BONER and gave it what it actually wanted. More $BONER volume through the pair means more $NUDES for $BIG holders. The bigger the $BONER, the bigger the $NUDES. $HIMS not included.

Pair: $BIG / $BONER · Uniswap v4 · pool fee 0, hook fee 3% on the $BONER leg · LP burned

The receipts

★ FAIR LAUNCH ★

Prescriptionnone required
Total supply1,000,000,000 $BIG
Trading pair$BIG / $BONER (Uniswap v4)
Team allocation0
Presalenone
Owner / admin keysnone
Mint / pause / blocklistnone
$BIG in the $BONER pool at launch100%
LP NFT owner0x…dEaD
Who can move the reward $BONER/$NUDESnobody*
Rewards hookverified ↗
Rewards vaultverified ↗
*except into holders' pocketsenforced by code
Paid in full

The fine print

Ask your wallet if $BIG is right for you. $BIG is a memecoin on Robinhood Chain. It has no product, no roadmap, no utility, and no future beyond the joke, and the joke is the product. It can go to zero. It will probably be extremely volatile. Nothing on this page is financial advice, a solicitation, or a promise of returns. $NUDES rewards are funded solely by trading fees on the $BIG/$BONER pool; no trading, no $NUDES. The size of your $NUDES depends on the size of your $BIG. $BONER and $NUDES are third-party tokens that $BIG does not control; if either of them does something stupid, $BIG cannot fix it. The keeper only decides when fees convert, never where they go; the contracts have no function that sends reward tokens anywhere but to holders. The 30% launch fee exists so that bots buying in the first blocks fund the people who come after them. Auto-claim pushes $NUDES to wallets owed roughly $5 or more about once an hour; below that, tap the button. Contracts are unaudited unless the receipt above says otherwise. $BIG is not a medication, a treatment, or a substitute for $HIMS, and $NUDES are not FDA approved; they are, however, free with purchase. If your position lasts more than four hours, that is called holding. Side effects may include: checking DexScreener at 3am, explaining this coin to people who did not ask, saying "stay up" unironically, and an inability to say "fair launch" with a straight face. Not available in jurisdictions where it isn't. You are responsible for your own keys, your own taxes, and your own decisions. Get $BIG responsibly.

Size matters